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The radioactive winds whipped across the bleached bones of the Earth, whistling a tune only the dead could hear. In a cracked concrete oasis, amidst the skeletal ruins of Las Vegas, resided the Apocalypse Dudes. They were a motley crew of reanimated skeletons, tie-dye ribs glowing against phosphorescent femurs, each sporting a different neon hue.

Their leader, a laid-back skeleton with a faded bowling shirt painted across his ribcage, surveyed the scene. "Looks like another fine day for nothin', dudes," he rattled, his jaw clacking with a contented sigh.

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These weren't your typical, groaning, brain-hungry skeletons. No, sir. These were devout followers of The Dude, the patron saint of chill in these end times. Long ago, when the bombs fell and the world went to ashes, a lone VHS tape survived – The Big Lebowski. Passed from survivor to survivor, it became the sacred text of the Apocalypse Dudes, a beacon of serenity in the chaos.

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The story goes that when the first Dude, a lanky, glowing green skeleton named Larry, stumbled upon the tape in the radioactive rubble, he popped it into an old, miraculously functioning VCR. As Jeff Bridges' soothing voice echoed through the desolate landscape, preaching the gospel of abiding and taking it easy, Larry felt a wave of tranquility wash over him. He knew then that this was the way, the only way, to exist in this new, harsh world.

He gathered other skeletons, sharing the wisdom of The Dude, teaching them the art of relaxation in the face of annihilation. Thus, the Apocalypse Dudes were born. They spent their days bowling with rusty gas canisters, sipping irradiated White Russians (made with questionable ingredients), and, most importantly, just taking it easy, man.

And their sacred text? The 10 Dude Commandments, etched onto a bowling pin they worshipped as a relic:

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